Party pieces
That silly thing you do after a couple of shandies with your mates.
Do they clamour for you to do it or run screaming from the room when you start?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Globetrotting.
If you had a chance to make the perfect move to any other nation, which one would it be and why?
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?
I asked an ex-girlfriend this, and she replied, "I saw hundreds of birds all land on one tree, and all the branches started snapping, and birds were falling off the tree. It was hilarious."
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:08, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Body Horror.
I usually tan quite well, however after 5 hours of suncream-less cycling ,I appear to have developed forearms with second degree burns.
Whats the worst thing to happen to your body, or that of someone else you know. Whats the worst illness, the most disgusting accident you've ever had? Nails through feet,eyeballs falling out, mild ebola, pregnancy, etc.
(888777555, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)

So this is where all the Kool Kids hang out
Tell us about the time you tried to hang out with the cool kids, and the side splittingly funny put-downs you received for being spotty, fat and not very funny, and how you stayed because you thought the attention meant they liked you.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Make something up...
...that involves impressing others with how great you are and end it with a funny pun.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Do you remember the twenty-first night of September?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Do you remember, dawn escapes from stonewashed college halls?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Do you really want to hurt Boy George?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

best friends who got lost once and stories about it happening.

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Do you remember, chalk hearts melting on a playground wall?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

About your best friends?

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Best friends?

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Did you ever not go gentle into that dark night,
But rage, rage against the dying of the light?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:02, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why don't you just fuck off?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:01, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have you ever tried to chicken out of an editorial decision by putting a poll on /board?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Self help.
Did you ever try to sort your pathetic life out?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Do I look big in your mum?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Does my mum look big in this?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Does my bum look big in this?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Where were you on the night of the 14th of January, between nine o'clock and half past ten?
Is there anyone who can vouch for your statement?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
How hot are you?
Centigrade only.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

What's in my pockets?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Does this soup need more pepper?
Or should I let people add their own at the table?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

The capital of Venezuela.
What is the capital city of Venezuela?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Toilet Terrors
People doing coke, spiders, monster turds, George Michael.

Tell us about horrific things you've discovered in the smallest room.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Being brave
When in your life have you had to be truly Brave?
Anything from having a shit in a Glastonbury toilet to saving someone from being mangled by a combine harvester...
( Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:06, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What is the bestest thing you've ever, EVER seen?
Your newborn does not count - all babies are absolutely minging.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)