My neighbour is a right knob-head. Is yours?
Since we've been at our house, our aging neighbour has planted plastic flowers in neat rows and covered half his front and rear garden in huge pots with little sticks angled to stop animals from dumping in their soil.
In his latest land grabbing scheme, he's putting his bin out the back of OUR house and installed even more potted trees at the back of his. Every time our toddler goes to bed, knob-head fires up one of his many petrol-powered garden tools to fire leaves and shit away from his turf.

I'm formulating retaliation plans, but what do your wanky neighbours get up to?
(robp, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I had fun the last time. So much more has happened since then...
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(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I had a similar problem.
I just chucked his bins back into his garden upside down, made a right mess of his garden and lawn.

Then I cut all the trees overhanging my property and lobbed them into his garden. I sprinkled seeds onto his borders.

He got the message, but complained and started wasting police time. I told him f he didn't stop being a prick, I'd remove the fence between our gardens (which I owned), and I would replace it with very ugly wire mesh (which of course I wouldn't do, as I like privacy and a nice fence).

He stopped then.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 27 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

50/50
One side, he's a prick. His wife seems ok.

The other side are great. Let us park on their drive when we moved in. She brought us chicken casserole when we brought our son home. There's a lot to be said for having fellow northerners next door. Southerners are far too insular.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)