Divine ownage
I have been on the recieving and giving end of plenty of ownage. Why not post stories of when you've divinely owned someone, or got owned yourself?

PS
Nicol33ta wanted me to write cock instead of ownage the dirty minded individual

PPS
It was my idea XD
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Oh yes
Most of them revive around my friend who shall not be named, because he comes on here sometimes (Hi Alex, you bastard!).

Now Alex is a great guy, but he can be annoying. In the same way as Hitler could be a little unpleasant at times.

One of his more annoying habits is related to the fact that he lives in the middle of nowhere. I pick him up, and together we travel to the pub. Unfortunately, he insists on choosing the music. Last week, it was wham. With the windows wound right down (this is important). I warned him that if he didn't change the CD, he would live to regret it. He didn't change the CD.

Now the thing about country roads (such as the road between Alex's house and the pub) is that birds often s(h)it in the middle of the road and stare as the car approaches. Enter, stage right, an absolutely bloody enormous pigeon.

Now most pigeons take off in time, Not this one. Oh no. It was king. My feeble car was no match for its power! Until it bounced off the windscreen at 50mph.

The left side of the windscreen. The passenger side.

On impact, it snapped off my aerial. The slipstream pulled this into the open window and belted Alex around the head with it. The pigeon followed about a nanosecond later. It cunted him in the side of the head, beak first, then was removed once more by the slipstream.

We now refer to this as "Alex being bitchslapped by a pigeon".

Divine justice indeed.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 1:08, Reply)