What's in his pocketses?
Bilbo Baggins wants you to guess what's in his pocket.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:29, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh no, I'm not falling for this again, you can put your cock away right now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

It looks like a shrivelled Rolferoo.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Cool, all I'd have to do to win is repost THIS:
The Toddit by J.R.R Toddkien.Chapter 36
And in the darkness of the cave, by the shore of the lake the riddle contest went on.
Stuck for inspiration Bilbob Toddings stuck her hand in her jacket pocket and found something strange. "What have I got in my pocket?" she wondered aloud.
"What has it got in it's pocketses?" Sammum replied. "What has it got in it's Pocketses is NOT a riddle and it must give us three guesses my precious. Yes."
"Done then." said Bilbob.
"Is it...A fish?" guessed Sammum whose nose had detected a strange odour.
"Wrong." said Bilbob.
"Then is it...A nail, all russssty?" asked Sammum.
"Wrong again." Bilbob replied. "Last try."
"Issss it some sspoiled meat my precious?" Sammum asked, her nose twitching.
"No Sammum, it was some of my used jamrags I'd forgotten about" said the hygine-phobic Toddit. "And now you must lead me out of this cave."
"EEEEEWWWW! You filthy cow!" Sammum replied "I want you out of my cave as fast as possible and I'm not coming too close to you either."



:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:30, Reply)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

:D
My work here is DONE!
*Twirls moustache*
*Swishes cape*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 1 May 2013, 21:15, Reply)