your most boring story.
what's your favourite anecdote - peppered with people nobody else knows or cares about, replete with wonky narrative, unnecessary exposition and unwarranted self-importance?

then the mods can simply ban everyone from qotw except for ringofyre, have a bottle of scotch fed-exed to his house and we can all get on with our lives.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 15 May 2013, 17:38, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like this a great deal.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)

this to win
JANET FOR MOD!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 May 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I'd vote for this, bet it won't appear in the list though, call this a democracy
broken britain
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 May 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Best one in ages

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Is it a decent bottle of scotch?
If so, I'm willing to become even more boring and needy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Totally joining in the Janet appreciation society here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Make sure it's a malt.
In it's teens. I like teenagers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 May 2013, 23:58, Reply)

fuck off and die.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Have you been reading my 'best of' again Janet?
I might use this question no matter what topic they pick.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)