Conspiracy Theories
With the release of the new 'X-Files' film, the world will no doubt be awash with brainless morons proclaiming, "Yeah, man, it's so true - the government's been covering up aliens for decades. You just gotta open your eyes, man"

So, tell us your own personal conspiracy theories. Maybe the postman is reading your mail, or the next door neighbour's dog is stealing your thoughts. Share your paranioa with the internet.
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Goat?
Where are you?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:35, Reply)

I like this
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(lost, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:52, Reply)

I believe...
That the world is actually run by midgets that reside in Middle Earth and they are 'ring-obsessed' and will walk miles and miles for a chance to toss a ring into a raging volcano.

I also think the September 11th was masterminded by spongmonkeys that were brainwashed by the Veitch brothers.

Cheers,

Citadel/Sean
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 6:37, Reply)

I blame the Tories

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:05, Reply)

The suggestion thread
is a conspiracy, the overlords get all the awesome ideas for their other site and leave us talking about shit and blood.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:28, Reply)