Question of the Week suggestionsEach week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Badly written pr0nGet creative, the worse the metaphors the better.
"like a seal sliding majestically into its breathing hole he entererd her previously arctic waters!"
This one's for you Chickenlady!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:14,
7 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
An *actual quote* from Scarlet magazine:"Evan lubed up his prick and stuffed it into my virgin bum"
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:19, Reply)
Sex ed with Tim Westwood"Wrap it up, before you slap it up"
Sage words indeed!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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b3ta overlords ain't fond of these thingsor else they ain't fond of me, sob.
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post118026
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:19,
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^ ^They ain't fond of me either...
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post158438
BTW: Now that we have this wonderful Off-Topic board, we can now post our own erotica to our heart's content. Here's my cringeworthy erotica.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:26,
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from Jilly Cooper(don't ask why I was reading it)
"he entered her like an otter diving into a river"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:23,
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Some German one went along the lines of:Oh no, what are we going to do now? easy, stick one up her bottom and one up her fucking slash.
all in a dodgy pr0n voice.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:34, Reply)
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