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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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ExcusesDammit - I've just been selected for jury duty. I don't think my old fallback of 'chronic masturbation problem' will get me out of this one.... what are your best excuses for getting out of something?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Simplycause a minor misdemeanor in the courtroom.
Sure, you might get a week in the clink, but it beats sitting on an indoor park bench for a trial wich could go on for up to a year. All this to decide if litte Timmy did pretend to be someone else just to claim extra benefits or not....Hard one, huh?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 12:40, Reply)
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