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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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CringingWhat have you done in the past that when you think back, you contort with cringiness and go ngnarr.
In a job years ago, the field sales supervisor was leaving, and some old pics of her were brought out from well before I started.
Although she had a decent figure, she'd lost a shedload of weight as looking at the pics, she must've been a good 15 stone (210 pounds).
I uttered 'fuck me, is that you?'.
The 'fuck me' bit was meant to be under my breath, however I said it out loud, and as soon as I realised, I stopped before the 'is that you?' bit.
So now everyone is looking at me wondering why I'd just exclaimed 'Fuck me!' when she dug out some fat pics.
I am currently cringing as if someone's dragging a steel gauntlet down a blackboard, and my kids want to know why I'm biting my fist and going ngarr.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:32,
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16 years ago)
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