CRINGE!
When Hugh Grant was arrested along with Divine Brown there were jokes going around about how he'd apparently asked her if she was Native Indian, was she Navajo? No, New York Ho.

I told this joke in front of my dad...embarrassing enough but I did it with the added benefit of pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum....well, that was my intention, but instead it appeared as if she was actually in the process of giving the blow-job.

I told my dad a joke while pretending to give Hugh Grant a blow-job.

Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside.

My dad laughed like a loon. I was even more embarrassed.

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment.

Go on, you're amongst friends here.


*EDIT* Combine this with these two suggestions...
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post295985
and
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post299461

P.S.
Would it help if Freddie Woo either suggested or liked this one?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

clicky clicky click
you're the third with the idea. (hence your edit). Hopefully they might see sense and run with it, it'll be a good 'un
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:53, Reply)

Yes Please
let's hope that this comes to fruition, would be a good 'un
(wordsworthless is outnumbered but never outpunned, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:34, Reply)

I think
I suggested this too, but it was quite a while back... I have a few good stories for it though - Chickenlady's story pales beside some of the things I've managed (both drunk and sober) before now. Expect about 10 entries from me if this gets chosen...
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:14, Reply)