belly's gonna get you
In stark contrast to the usual b3tard stereotype, some of us make frequent use of our gym memberships.

Naturally, being a b3tan means that haplessness usually occurs. So far I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines in pursuit of endorphine nirvana, not to mention concussing myself, grazing my knees and most distressingly, bruising my testicles.

What pitfalls have you had to endure in pursuit of the body beautiful?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:33, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have to wear two sports bras at once so don't talk to me about pitfalls.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

This would be a great QOTW
I could tell the tale of how I managed to get my gym membership cancelled through the awsome power of my cock...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

I think we have a winner already

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Let's face it.
Most of his stories concern the awesome power of his cock.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Give it up PJM
You're never gonna get a suggestion picked :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:12, Reply)

Oh...
Forget I said anything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)