I do apologise, I've got Tourette's
Accidental swearing! When have you sworn at someone unintentionally? You know, just cos you swear a lot anyway and it....ummm....just slipped out at a really inappropriate time and to an inappropriate person.

I called my gran a bastard when i was about 5. My older brother told me to.

'Go and call Gran a bastard!'

Off I toddle: 'You're a bastard Gran!'

Well, I was too young to know what it meant, wasn't I? She was mortified.
( spesh., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 11:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

oh excellent
a popular colleague was leaving for a better job, and on his last day, someone dug out some pix of a night out or other such event, and on these pictures was a collegue who had lost a considerable amount of weight since then. I picked up one of the photos.
"Was this you?" I asked.
"Yeah, that was me before I lost 4 stone" she replied.
What was meant to happen next was me uttering "fuck me" under my breath followed by "haven't you lost weight?"
However, I said the 'fuck me' bit out loud, and then realising what I'd done, stopped talking.
So now, most of the office staff are staring at me wondering why I've just said "fuck me" whilst looking at photos of a fat collegue.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:10, Reply)