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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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InsectsI have woken in the night to find myself nomming a big fucking spider and been stung on the cock by a wasp.
How have mother natures little bastards proved their cuntery to you?
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 0:51,
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When I were a teenA wasp stung my eye.
Not the area around the eye ... the actual eyeball itself, BBZAAaaapp .
Imagine how painfull and orrible you think it would be. Multiply that by 10 and you are still nowhere close!
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RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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that beats mewhen I was 16 I was cycling along and I felt something sharp go in my mouth, I spat it out and assumed it was a small twig with a thorn on it.
When I got home, it looked like someone had fastened a jellybean to the inside of my lip and it felt like a mouth-ulcer that I was constantly chewing on.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:41,
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Ouch!I've had that as well, on a nice busy road. Fucker got caught between my teeth and gum, stung me about 5 times and looked like I'd had a tennis ball grafted on my face.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:45,
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but a wasp is(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:39,
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Well,Insects, arachnids, and curly pigs then. :)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:47,
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