American dream in the Netherlands
My granddad wanted everything, but had nothing. So in order to get his American dream started in the Netherlands he had to find people he could use in order to get a real good life.
So he started to report jews to the nazi's.
What a bastard..but he sure was living his American dream during the war.
But Im very grateful that he was sexually active, so that I could play Nintendo in the future. It's like he knew what I wanted before I was even in the making.
(xtrasmal, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:37, 9 replies)

So your story is
"I don't mind that millions died horribly, because I've got a nice computer"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:41, closed)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:43, closed)

Its only a nintendo. No need to exaggerate for comic effect.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:44, closed)

It''s where Apple got their business plan

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:49, closed)

I didn't think that it was The American dream
to massacre jews until the 1980s.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:33, closed)

You might be thinking of Catholics

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:37, closed)

or Narwhals.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:23, closed)

I'm pretty sure
that Catholics gave up dreaming of massacring Jews a while back. Well, in public, anyway, except for Mel Gibson.
(ubergeekian, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:32, closed)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL
Nazi's sure did hate those jews. Glad you got that computer. WORD.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 17:49, closed)