I have difficulty in not pushing people into lakes, streams, ponds, etc. when I know I can get away with it
I don't mean people I know, I mean strangers, which was an unfortunate trait to have when I used to work near London Zoo and its nearby canal. Sometimes I'd consciously go down there just to see if I could find a tiny window of time and space where I could push some unsuspecting stranger into the mirky waters for my own amusement.

Over the years this has involved men, women (though never their prams), many joggers, 'youths' and their bikes - even the odd dog.

I was never caught or hurt doing this, perhaps why I kept on doing it.

I grew out of this phase, but then again, every so often I do still get the urge...
(Chopper3, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:24, 13 replies)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:35, closed)

Fucking hell
*unplugs webcam*
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:41, closed)

er, what?

(jennymnemonic, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:16, closed)

Congratulations
You are a massive bell.
(ChanandlerBong lived in a box on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:31, closed)

I don't believe you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:06, closed)

Seems you've made the headlines
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-17083977

Still, gotta laugh eh?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:09, closed)

I hope you don't
commute to work by train.


Obvious attempt at trolling anyway. C-
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:28, closed)

Hang on, he's not disagreed with anyone thick.
How is that trolling?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:56, closed)

I'm not sure if you're joking or not

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:50, closed)

On this site, "trolling" is either:
* what arrogant people claim to have been doing all along when they realise they've just made themselves look a bit of a tit
* what thick people accuse others of doing when the other person says something they disagree with and they don't have a comeback

In general, the actual meaning has been lost to history.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:14, closed)

Ahhh
I thought telling a made up story about having done terrible things in order to goad other members into getting all worked up about it counted.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:40, closed)

Man, where are Judge Dredd or Robocop
when you need them?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:44, closed)

 

 

 

 

 

Cheers
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:21, closed)