A wee drink
has led to me witnessing the following at house parties*

- shaving people's heads and leaving the hair in the lady of the house's underwear drawer.
- Pooing in the toilet cistern/fish tank/fruit bowl.
- cock punching competitions/Ro Sham Bo.
- A fat bloke falling through a shed roof
- chimping the unconscious

* some may actually have been carried out by me
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:24, 11 replies)

Rochambeau
Shirley?
(blotchydave, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:54, closed)

That's the middle class version.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:57, closed)

WOO YEAH!
high school high jinks y'all!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:11, closed)

what pray-tell....
is "chimping"??
(Fridgy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:11, closed)

Raping sleeping apes.
The fucking animal fucker.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:15, closed)

thats just nasty
where is his self respect?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:54, closed)

Like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3012CfPIyPU
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:21, closed)

He's either checking his pictures on his digital camera
Or flinging shit at them.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:17, closed)

Urban Dictionary
isn't helping, in this case.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, closed)

I'm too old
to appreciate any of this.

I don't even understand what several of them are.

:(
(username failed moderation, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33, closed)

flinging shit
Don't know where the digital camera thing on urban dictionary is from, but chimping has always been to throw shit at someone in a similar fashion to said primates activities at the safari park when they become disgruntled with being stared at by humans in cars all day.

For example, "are you going to the Olympics, Frank?"

"Aye, I got tickets for the front row at the opening ceremony. I'm gonna chimp that fucking Leona Lewis"
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:12, closed)