i helped a blind lady find her dogs shit the other day.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:17, 8 replies)

Did you rub her face in it?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:22, closed)

After you had put it in her handbag?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:29, closed)

Arf

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:36, closed)

Them, surely.

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:30, closed)

I've always wondered, how do blind people know when to stop wiping their bum?

( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:21, closed)

Sniff the paper

(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:49, closed)

They don't and subsequently they smell of poo
Obviously, this is why the lady in the OP couldn't find her mutt's muck - she couldn't see it, being blind; she couldn't smell it over the stench of her own tagnutted tush; turds make no noise, and taste and touch are simply impractical for finding a small lump of shite on a big planet.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:22, closed)

wouldn't that fall under the dogs remit?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:46, closed)