Random Act of Unwanted Kindness
On holiday I suffered a slight tear to a ligament in my leg. It healed up fairly quickly, but back home I managed to do the same thing again a few weeks later.

This time the pain was worse and I could only hobble slowly. I found a "Leki" walking pole in the depths of the cupboard and set off to work. I reached the stop, sat down and a black guy asked me "What bus are you waiting for mate?" I told him. A few minutes later he said "Your bus is here!" I thanked him, but was a little puzzled.

I got on the bus and swiped my Oyster Card. As I did so, my benefactor leapt on the bus and shouted at the driver "Make sure he gets off at the right stop; he's blind!!"

It was then I twigged - it was a white walking pole!
( Vambo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:31, 2 replies)

Those blacks eh?
They're always doing stuff like that!
(mark schmark, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:34, closed)

I would like to know how you ended this story
did you step off the bus and show that you were still blind, or did you walk off reading a newspaper, commenting on how nice the clouds look.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:02, closed)

I sat on the bus trying not to focus on anything. This worked fine until I got up to get off at my stop, when a nurse accused me of staring at her tits!
( Vambo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:22, closed)