In the gents' loo at The Evening Star in Brighton
There's a graffito, carefully scribed above head height, which reads "What's wrong with your donkey?"
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26, 8 replies)

Perfectly valid question.
Mine's slightly miffed at the moment as his favourite television show's been cancelled due to lack of interest in the non-donkey community, for example.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29, closed)

Click
for 'graffito'
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:54, closed)

I ain't nuffink if not proper educated, like.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:39, closed)

innit

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)

Ill
Keep an eye out for it. The graffiti, not my mediocre donkey...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:50, closed)

In the Ten Bells in Jack the Ripper land
I saw in the middle of a massive wall of graffiti the sublime message: "Flash is a valid Queen album"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:56, closed)

Haha
Important message to share with the world...

In my local, there's just a really long scrawl by someone who's evidently very angry about the lack of a Vegetarian option on the Quiz Night Menu.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:11, closed)

My local used to provide a blackboard and chalk
It used to attract the usual inanities until the fateful day that the inevitable appeared:

"Will gentlemen who drop the chalk in the urinal please wash it before replacing it"

Fell off in popularity after that...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:14, closed)