Various waking hallucinations
During my time in the airport I used to have to work nightshifts. Although I would sleep through these on my handy camping hammock I would still be up early and have to endure a half hour trek home on my moped at 7 in the morning.

Despite my 6 hours kip I would be fairly woolly headed on said journeys and because I wrapped up warm, subjected myself to a few crazy hallucinations.

The first was driving down a Duel carriageway to be confronted by a giant fat Buddha lying across the road. It took a few seconds for this to disperse and I was lucky there was no traffic to smash into the back of me. Another one on the same duel carriageway was when I stopped when confronted with a giant concrete sewer pipe that stretched across the road again taking a few seconds to disappear.

Another one was that guy that was hiding behind every single lamppost on the way home who I was convinced was waiting for the chance to jump out on me. I kept swerving to avoid him swaying wildly all over the road.

The last decent one was when I was Pursued a few miles by an imaginary animal whilst driving by fields and forests.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55, 2 replies)

Duel carriageway!!!
How random!!!

Who did you duel with?
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:28, closed)

My vocabulary.

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