World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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As I have mentioned in a previous QOTWI used to overuse the thesaurus feature in MS Word to make my letters sound more intelligent. Such as this job application*:
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Smudge O’ Glesey
45 Top Deck Grave
Noodle Valley Technique
Bronchiole
Shell
Consort Sky-Scraping Institution
Wither Path
Sheath
Re: Chilling Blacksmith
Treasured J. Buboes
Could you thrill me and dispatch to me rare niceties and a claim skeleton for the judgement of Chilling Blacksmith as suppressed in the Hull Occasional Junk-Mail.
Yours ruthlessly
Smudge O’ Glesey
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A few day later, I received a reply**:
*May not be true
** May not be true either
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