World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Guilty as charged, m'ludWhen I was a tiny Scars, my Grandma noticed that I had a big insect bite on my backside. I can't have been much more than 3.
"Ooh dear TinyScars, you've been bitten by a harvest bug."
Next day, Mrs Harrison, the vicar's wife and pillar of WI rectitude called. Probably to see what the vile brat-spawning Catholics were up to, but that's for another day.
Being a polite child, I greeted her thus:
"Good morning Mrs. Harrison. I've been BUGRARRED. On my bottom. Would you like to see it?"
Mrs. Harrison's eyebrows' couldn't have gone higher if they were attached to a rocket, and she never came back.
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