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There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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( , Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
Suggested by Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic
( , Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Is played by many people. Ergo, if you win, you share.
The only strategy for the lottery is to pick numbers that other people don't, so on the minuscule chance you get lucky, you get all the cash for yourself.
Then you can donate more money to remedial maths charities.
( , Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:39, 2 replies)
Is played by many people. Ergo, if you win, you share.
The only strategy for the lottery is to pick numbers that other people don't, so on the minuscule chance you get lucky, you get all the cash for yourself.
Then you can donate more money to remedial maths charities.
( , Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:39, 2 replies)
Also, I am lightning proof
I can quite happily sit atop a tall tree in a thunderstorm, waving my umbrella and holding a wet duck, and be completely safe.
You see, they say you are 7 times more likely to be struck by lightning than win the lottery.
And I don't play the lottery.
( , Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:41, closed)
I can quite happily sit atop a tall tree in a thunderstorm, waving my umbrella and holding a wet duck, and be completely safe.
You see, they say you are 7 times more likely to be struck by lightning than win the lottery.
And I don't play the lottery.
( , Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:41, closed)
alternatively
play the same numbers 10 times. not cost effective if you don't win, but if you do, then you can laugh at everyone else knowing you'll get 10 times as much of the money as them. unless they play the numbers 20 times. or no-one else wins.
( , Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:29, closed)
play the same numbers 10 times. not cost effective if you don't win, but if you do, then you can laugh at everyone else knowing you'll get 10 times as much of the money as them. unless they play the numbers 20 times. or no-one else wins.
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