Not me, biut ...
while in Moscow, since I was tied up at a conference, the accompanying haberwoman goes off to see the Mayakovsky museum, containing many things related to this moderately famous Russian poet, playwright, and otherwise generally arty type.

Naturally, she picks the right date for some anniversary or other, and ends up shut in with a serious and intellectual art event, populated by entirely non-English speaking individuals participants. I believe they were utterly baffled as to why she might want to leave.

Not random from their perspective, perhaps, but is from ours.

Then again, perhaps some Russian intellectual is just about to post "who should turn up uninvited, but some utterly random foreigner, who care not a single jot for the works of the great VM!"
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)