World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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MentallerOnce came across a guy in Bromley High Street, looking like he'd fished his clothes out of the dustbin that very morning, holding a huge sign covered in multi-coloured sequins and glitter. Like some kind of crap psychedelic mirror.
He was pointing to it and screaming 'CAN YOU SEE THE TEETH? YOU CANNOT BE SAVED IF YOU CAN'T SE THE TEETH'.
Had a good look and I was buggered if I could see any.
He gave me a very horrible look and muttered 'Interest rates. I see your cargo'.
Sinister.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)
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