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There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen

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(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Shopping with the missus in morRISons the other week
and during another epic adventure of "Bored husband dragged along while the Wife Examines EVERY ITEM on sale" we get to the pet food aisle. We got us a cat who unfortunately has to eat, so while the missus was examining all the flavours of food available (it's a cat, give it any old food not a fecking menu and wine list ffs) I happen to notice another couple in the aisle in pretty much the same predicament. There was the husband standing there bored leaning on the trolley while who I'm assuming was his wife was standing there reading rather intently the full nutritional values of a box of cat biscuits (again I don't hear about many cats trying to cut out e-numbers from their diet ffs).

After about a full minute of me waiting, and this couple getting on with it the woman puts the biscuits down and carries on walking, while the husband says "Dunno why you were looking at them, not as if we got a cat" and they wonder off to a different aisle. My brain could not deal with this, what in the living fuck is so interesting about cat biscuits???? Every aisle must be a fucking adventure for those two.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:52, 3 replies)
I love that instant 'bond'
Between two men being dragged around a supermarket. I have my Morrison's trip to look forward to tomorrow on Easter Saturday (ffs) so am sure to get that knowing nod from many a fellow sufferers.

Ex Mrs Galahad liked to look for 'things for the future' which I would then have to take home and hoard in the loft like some kind of furnishings squirrel.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:58, closed)
Things for the future?
What, like a soda stream recycling power supply for a DeLorean or a sports almanac? Cos that would be amazing if morrisons sold them.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:08, closed)
I'd gladly be in Morrison's everyday
And it'd be the women exchanging knowing glances as we debated what best to recycle to get the best results out of the flux capacitor!

/backtothefuture
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:35, closed)

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