Royalty
1). Many moons ago i walked to the local shop a bit stoned and not very with it. This was at the edge of a run down housing estate next to an over grown forgotten industrial wasteland. As i looked both ways so as to cross the road in true green cross code style i saw Queen Elizabeth the First and Sir Walter Raleigh just a few feet away. I had crossed the road before I realised what i had seen and had to make sure they were really there. They were. It was a week before i found out they were local historical reenactment types on their way to an event.

2). First time on any kind of notable dosage of acid (LSD). Not sure of myself to begin with but just getting into the groove of it when there is a knock at the door. A complete stranger is standing there, looks a bit of a hippy type, and he says not a word but slowly and silently points up the hill towards the park. I squeeked (to my GF's undying hilarity) "I don't know who you are!" and closed the door with wide terryfied eyes. I have always regretted not going to the park. I now think something magical was awaiting me and i missed out.

I would like to point out i am not the druggy type these stories make out. I should also get my GF to list some of her escapades as i've heard and witnessed some of the oddest things and people in her company. I think she alters reality with simply her presence.
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:28, 1 reply)

yes women do that reality thing why only 20 years
ago i was a happy well paid man with a full head of hair and money in my pocket/wallet/fishtank* etc and all that suddenly changed and i find my self with no money no hair and no fishtank** the only constant that springs to my mind is that she has some how altered reality





* found 3 £20 floating in my fishtank one morning after a party never found out who lost them or how they got there

** may be untrue and down to loss of memmory
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:40, closed)