World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Shepherd's Bush Green = Nutter IslandIt's probably gentrified a bit since they built the bloody great Westfield shopping centre, but when I lived there it was a haven for nutters.
Memorable examples include:
A bloke with no shirt, or shoes (in January) running across the green eyes spinning shouting: "I AM ON CRACK! SOMEBODY KILL ME!"
The guy who sold drugs at the tube station by asking people if they wanted to buy a "Travelcard". (Not only is selling fake/used Travelcards still a crime thus a crap cover story, but confused tourists would regularly try and buy Travelcards from him)
The bloke who mugged a friend of mine with the immortal line "Give me your wallet, or I'll break your glasses"
The scary looking guy who jumped out on me and a mate and shouted "I've got a knife, Give me all your money!" and then playfully patted my shoulder and said "Only kidding mate" and walked off chuckling to himself.
I don't miss the place...
(, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:23, Reply)
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