This should definitely win.
Though obviously I would suggest that you edit to claim the dildo was actually magenta.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:53, 1 reply)

Thanks!
I have just also remembered that later the same day I was pleased to see a person ahead of me in the mist. It was guy aiming to walk to Aberdeen via the Pennine way. He was a postman from Majorca and was carrying an umbrella and a tesco bag with a loaf of bread in it. He had no real map or compass but had a nice Nikon SLR. Never saw him again after we finished the first day. He took a photo of me smoking a soggy fag in the mist at the summit which I'd like to think is out on the internet somewhere...
( Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:02, closed)

came 'across'?
or came 'with'?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:12, closed)