Rory McGrath
I had a strange dream that Rory McGrath told me off for writing graffiti on the side of his house. The next morning as I was walking along the sea front in Brighton I had to move out of the way of Rory McGrath. Three things make this really rather odd:

1) I've not dreamt of Rory before or since
2) I've not seen Rory before or since
3) Neither of us live in Brighton, I was only there on a conference.
(larrymullensnr, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:50, 4 replies)

It's fate
You're obviously meant to be together
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:20, closed)

He was out on the piss in my hometown once
I gave him a moustache made of gaffer tape and got a picture of him quite clearly staring at my sisters tits. He was out with paddy Mcguiness, who described him as a lecherous old bastard.
( Glovington, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:56, closed)

You should have sent this into Viz Magazine's McGrathWatch

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:26, closed)

I see Rory McGrath all the time
I think he lives near me in Cambridge. I also lived in Brighton for 4 years, maybe you're having prophetic dreams about someone you've never met?
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:02, closed)