World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Bored (and probably a little drunk) one dayI sent a text to most of the people in my contact list:
"got any lettuce?"
The replies were along the lines of: "you want drugs?", "fuck off you twat", "wtf?", "are you making a salad?"
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snee held his breath since, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:25,
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I BET you wear a bowtie to work.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:29,
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If by bowtieYou mean jeans - you'd be right
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snee held his breath since, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:41,
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And own a Little Britain Keyring(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:03,
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Thatis awesome. I shall be invoking this in deed and spirit in the near future.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:58,
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You're buying a Homer Simpson tie to wear to work?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:04,
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Cheer up, lad - there's a four-day weekend starting in a few hours.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:59,
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You've used the phrase 'computer says no' in the past, haven't you?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:30,
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Hold on while I check...Well, my computer says no...
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snee held his breath since, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:36,
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