World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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My Son's DreamAbout 18 months ago my son woke me about 3 in the morning, sobbing uncontrollably. It took me the best part of half-an-hour to calm him down, reassure him that everything was alright and ease him back to sleep.
It turned out he’d had a bad dream. In this dream it had rained heavily. The rain had washed the lines in the road away. Because of this, a man was sent out to repaint the lines. Seems plausible. But the reason for my son’s distress was that in the dream someone stole the man’s drink.
Kids!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, 1 reply)
KidsDumb as a box of hammers. Only the other day one of my nephews asked me why we bombed Dresden in WWII, for fuck's sake. As a strategic move to terrorise the population as an attempt to destabilise the regime perhaps?! Duh!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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