
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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Action! Adventure! The chance to total yourself like Rick Mayall and Ozzy have before you!
Yes, quad bikes have it all... including a somewhat frightening tendency to rocket from a dirt track through chicken wire, wooden posts, tyres and finnaly up a dirt bank, pitching the rather heavy machine onto your prone body as you back flip and attempt unsuccessfully to stop a ton of metal with your chin.
Great pain and suffering not really helped by attendant rushing over, looking between me and the bike for a few moments, plumping for the latter which he rights and dusts off before sitting down for a well earned cigarette break.
Girlish shreaking and purple-black knees are apparently not well liked down in Cornwall.
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:15, Reply)
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