
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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I had a self love session once and when I reached my goal I could feel the most massive amount of stuff shooting forward. Awesome I thought, I'm getting good at this. Then I looked down....
Blood in my semen. Lots of it. Lots. My body just went cold. Damn near made my heart stop.
Took me several day before I had the balls (haha I made a funny) to go and get it checked out.
Had the scan and stuff and it turned out to be a burst blood vessel and not cockrot. But it was a while before I was game to test my kit again.
(Strangely, thats the one time I was glad I'd had a pull instead of getting a headjob)
( , Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:26, Reply)
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