
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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Damn. I've been forced to hark back to my Stoke days. And no, I'm not from Stoke and anyone that things otherwise will be met with a sharp slap.
Anyhoo.
My primary school (you know, the evil one with Nuns) was across the valley from Alton Towers so we got a free in once a year. Well, it was akin to escape for us from the evil oppresor evil bitch nuns.
I digress again.
I went on the pirate ship - pretty much on my own, my group had wondered off so I thought I'd go on the Pirate ship on my own. And play with the barrier and hold it up to stop it coming down. And no, not a single part of that is sensible.
Anyway, the pirate ship set off. The barrier was, at least partway down but not so it would hold me in place.
I was fucking terrified - Well I was 9. The thing went on swinging about with me sliding about and totally freaking me out.
I think I cried.
Did I get any sympathy from the teachers (who were nun-affiliates)? No - I got a bollocking and a slapping. A proper slapping at that, not a metaphorical one.
Twunts.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2007, 14:04, Reply)
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