
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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Oh my god, the memories come flooding back.
The marble story reminded me of this one:
I was bullied at Primary school (and not just by the evil bastard nuns) and as a result I was always trying to be popular - my chief antagonist was a proper shit stabbing motherfucker who's ass deserves to be raped by the most evil of escaped convicts - John Brennan in case you're wondering....
Yes, I am over it - And breathe.
Anyhoo, I decided to "impress" by swallowing whole the biggest pickled onion I could find.
You might see where this is going.
It stuck. Fast.
And I couldn't breathe - cue much laughing from all my classmates and bastard teachers. Somehow I managed to cough it up with NO assistance from anyone. Then I cried - Well, I was 8.
I hope they all burn in hell.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2007, 14:10, Reply)
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