My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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She gave me H.I.V. and crabsbut God, that whore was good!
Live life with no regrets.
* I once fucked a girl with really bad eczema and the next day the sweaty bed felt like it was full of porridge! But I love telling people so much I wrote it into my act so there is no regret.
(, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 17:39, Reply)
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