My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Not getting over itDuring the summer break after my first year at uni I moved back home. Met a girl in my town and a relationship ensued which we carried on through my second year at uni. She eventually cheated on me and we split up because I picked a fight with the bloke she slept with. Over the course of the next 6-7 months she then....
1)Led me on and kept telling me she wanted to get back with me while getting more cock than a porn star, thus resulting in me not having the ambition/motivation go and meet new ladies.
2)Told my friends and assortment of nutters in my town that I used to hit her when we argued (this was a lie by the way).
3)Slept with two of my best mates (best mates, pfft!!)
4)Convinced me to shag her again by crying and apologising for everything she had done and telling me she still loved me. I caught Chlamydia off her.
So my biggest regret in life is not telling this bitch to fucking do one as soon as she cheated on me. Never mind, she can't get a fella now because she’s overweight and has a reputation for being such a slag. I on the other hand have found new love with the soundest girl I have ever met and couldn't be happier.
Apologies for length, this is the best therapy ever!!
(, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 11:14, Reply)
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