My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Drunken party at friends house...Back in '99 i took my then girlfriend to a party at our mate charlotte's house. claire (girlfriend) gets a bit pissed and we head upstairs to test drive Charlotte's new bed. after a resounding performance on both our parts, we head back down to the party.
Claire now drinks a half bottle of vodka in one as a bet and passes out. Charlotte then spends all night trying to fet into my trousers.
i had never really thought of her that way and found that the situation was a little disturbing - WARNING! this is what absynthe does to your brain.
eventually i decline her offers and retire to claire's house where she thows up on me. two weeks later claire and i split as she turns out to be a controling and manipuative evil bitch. Charlotte however gets it on with her new friend and i'm left wondering what would have been.
she still flirted with me after this and even though i was sorely tested i managed to say no on all occations - some things are left better to the imagination.
leaving things to the imagination is my BIGGEST regret!
*Knob Joke Here*
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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 16:27,
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