My Greatest Regrets
When I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
( , Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
When I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
( , Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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My girlfriend was a bitch
So I fucked another girl. A lot. I told her (the girlfriend of 5 years) and we got back together after numerous conversations. Unfortunately, I was still fucking the other one behind her back. Here's the kicker: after I had told the one (5 year one) that I would never, never, ever touch the other one, I did. A lot. So, after, the sweet 5-year one had sweetly taken me back, she called me early one morning. You know the "cancel" button on the cell phone? It's extremely close to the "mute" button on the cell phone. DOH. She heard my infidelity in no uncertain terms.. It makes me both ill and proud to this day.
( , Sat 7 Oct 2006, 5:46, Reply)
So I fucked another girl. A lot. I told her (the girlfriend of 5 years) and we got back together after numerous conversations. Unfortunately, I was still fucking the other one behind her back. Here's the kicker: after I had told the one (5 year one) that I would never, never, ever touch the other one, I did. A lot. So, after, the sweet 5-year one had sweetly taken me back, she called me early one morning. You know the "cancel" button on the cell phone? It's extremely close to the "mute" button on the cell phone. DOH. She heard my infidelity in no uncertain terms.. It makes me both ill and proud to this day.
( , Sat 7 Oct 2006, 5:46, Reply)
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