My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Dutch CourageI regret one thing.
I regret having a couple of drinks to calm my nerves before declaring my undying love to Julia at a college party.
A couple, in this case, being "twelve".
Oh Julia. How different things might have been had I not bowked rich, brown, cider-flavoured vomit down your billowing cleavage.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:40,
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