My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Dog killerWent to my new girlfriend's place, needing to use the bathroom, not being able to find it (four story house, 14 bedrooms, four bathrooms....bladder busting goodness) Found a bathroom (no toilet), climbed onto the vanity unit to piss in the basin and it all detaches from the wall. Cue the family coming to see what the noise was and catching me with pants around ankles....good humour abounded, I was allowed back downstairs and the evening continued, until I entered the family room and promptly plopped down on the family chiahuahua who had burrowed underneath the cushion...life ending injury - regret?? Not shagging this girl the weekend before cos I was too hammered....was not allowed near her again!
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 13:34, Reply)
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