My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Turkish DelightI am a Turkish waiter. recently I had carnal relations with an English girl. I am very promiscuous and have had many women. But recently my male member has withered to the size and texture of a walnut and I am unable to pleasure a lady. My doctor says I must face a life of celibacy or risk a shameful existence of people laughing at my shrunken nugget. I regret that I was such a nasty man.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:20, Reply)
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