Crappy relationships
"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
"Where the fuck have you been?!"
Erm ... visiting my mates up in Manchester ...
"You didn't tell me you bastard! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Why didn't you tell me?!"
Um ... I only met you on Saturday, it's Wednesday now, and I've been away for three days ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:24,
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:O
scary.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:59,
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Sounds like a keeper!
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miltonlives on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:21,
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Yeah!
Keep 'er away from me!
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:49,
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all i can say to that is
run. very fast.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:49,
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Keep the pet rabbit
and the large pots and pans hidden
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Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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Kill it, kill it with hammers
Bunny boiler alert.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:23,
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