Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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The worst relationship I ever had to sufferwas a many-to-many. I used non-integer primary keys with different names, the field names didn't match the column headings and don't get me started on the inner joins. Glad I gave up on that one.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00,
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Sybase huh?Bag of wank.
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Prize for the first joke in SQL(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:11, closed)
Should have just truncated at the first instance of corruption.
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Oh go on thenINSERT INTO SHIT_JOKE (SHITE_JOKES) values (SLVA_POST) where B3TA_QOTW = true;
Sorry. Actually, I don't think it was a shite joke [slva's post], it made me chuckle in any case.
[click].
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WHERE clause in an INSERT?This blows my mind...
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Erm ...Yes?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:31,
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?In English ?
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