Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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farting in bed is fineas long as he doesn't give you the dutch oven
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:28,
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Eh?Dutch oven?
I'll bite, what be that?
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it's where they fart in bedthen force your head under the blankets and clamp them down tight, trapping you under there with their arse gas
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:31,
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I remember trying to explain this to the Dutch....who were completely mystified. Great days.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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My ex used to call thatThe Gas Chamber.
He's going straight to Hull.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:22,
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