
"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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My last girlfriend was a lunatic with no self-respect and more notches than bedpost - and she was shit. Shockingly, her handjobs were actually the worst I've ever received - you'd think with the 19 cocks she'd been able to practice with beforehand she might have amounted some skill.
Her sex was similarly dire, and her cunt smelt like mouldy broccoli.
( , Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:46, closed)

but I don't think 19 is terrifyingly high unless she was like, 17. 370-odd with 94 in a single year, now that's high. True story. No-one I was involved with though.
Also eeew broccoli.
( , Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:21, closed)
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