Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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My friend told me the moment he knew that the magic was gone from his marriage....was when he started wanking over his missus’ hair in the night.. while she was sleeping... for laughs.
They’re divorced now but she never figured it out.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:34, 4 replies)
Not surethat I understand the 'but' in the last sentence
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:55, closed)
I supposethey mean that something other than that nocturnal non-nicety contributed to the downfall of the marriage...
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:33, closed)
He's lucky she was a heavy sleeper. If my missus woke up to me doing that she'd punch me in the nuts.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:16, closed)
Spunky hair is obviously underatedwww.metro.co.uk/news/35685-new-hair-product-uses-bull-semen
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:53, closed)
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