Crappy relationships
"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
Grab your coat, love ...
I've got a knife.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:36,
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That's not a knife.
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waxdart hello., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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You are Jimmy Carr
aicmfp
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:52,
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Don't make me come over you.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:53,
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oo-er
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:53,
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the fucking van
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Bamboo Steamer, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:20,
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a friends older brother
used the following in the cathouse in Glasgow-
"scream or I'll stab you"
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Raol Duke, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:32,
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Does...
this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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bottle_cap, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:56,
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