Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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Oh/checks dictionary
You're right.
That should read "And I haven't managed to put my winkle in a lady's foof for about 540 days."
Now I'll just come across as highly inept rather than abstemious.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:59, 2 replies)
Although came two seconds agoAfter reading the title of this post. I'm sure there's a paradox in there somewhere.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:03, closed)
Been single for 522 days, roughly.And unshagged for slightly longer than that. I can't recall how much longer because it was rubbish when it did happen.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:19, closed)
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